"I am The Masked Paperboy! Every morning I shall bring the news to my fellow townsfolk, anonymously feeding people's hearts and minds with objective facts."

This new layout is much cleaner. It is even cleaner than the new clean layout. I have straightened up my dland, and I have Windexed my brain. I feel a lot better.

I'm dedicating myself to writing better entries. My three or four line ones were good in terms of the fact that I felt like I was thinking more succinctly and it made me sound smart, but there was no funny. I miss making myself laugh (it's so easy too. I am half girl, half Kiki the ferret).

To show my hard and fast devotion to non-suckatude, here is a retarded picture of me as I don't have anything as equally amusing prepared. I was trying to take a picture of my new earrings and failed miserably.

I think in the womb I hijacked the nose of a knome and glued it higgledy piggeldy to my face.