*Second Edition*
Diaryland Trading Card!

Description: Transplanted Philadelphia mocha loving mistress: livin' in up in the Nation's Capitol.

Strengths: Crushing liberals in a single blow; quoting Simpsons excessively; being able to consume record ammounts of pizza in one week; a sweet love affair with Law and Order; my expensive accesories.

Weaknesses: Intolerance; poor memory; extremely poor dresser; over-spender; lover of bad TV and terrible music; outstanding anti-social attitude.

Turn Ons: Republicans; chub (enough cushion for the pushin); hair play; back massages; intelligence.

Turn Offs: Vegans; tall lankitude; excessive teasing; stupidity; work; drama.

Favorite Cartoons: Home Movies; Simpsons; Family Guy; the Oblongs; Mission Hill; Daria; Aqua Teen Hunger Force.