"She put her hand into the thresher," you say. "That was that."

--Obtain bigger and better appliances for dorm room (check)
--Gather cold weather clothes so as to not freeze to death in frigid Northern Virginia climate (check)
--Rock a Love Sack (check)
--Visit Merritt and Dave's new apartment; subsequently eat all their chocolate (check)
--Steal some jewelry from Eileen inadvertantly (check)
--Have three people in a three hour period ask me if I'd been drinking (I hadn't, but check)
--Experience some music snobbery (check)
--Rock the Pennsylvania twisty turny death roads (check)
--Smoke indoors (check)
--Stay up until 5 and not from sulking (check)

There isn't much left to do; but that's a pretty decent list.