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There are four components one needs for a 'successful' illness (wherein someone can be miserable, yet happy):

1) Baths

2) Tomato soup with cheese sammiches

3) Watching it rain

4) Someone to curl with who will say those ten important words, "Oh you poor thing, what can I do for you?"

I have:

1) Cold showers

2) Mini frosted shredded wheat (hurts the throat)

3) Humid and disgusting weather

4) Dr. Phil on TV