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I had a dream last night that several of my friends and I were kidnapped to become Persian concubines (while I could identify the language spoken as Persian, the dream world bore no resemblance to the original). Instead of the usual black garb, we wore colourful pink and yellow saris. Instead of being sold to Arab nobility, we were sold to American businessmen. I could not remember ever being so happy.

I never have fun dreams. They're always just somewhat depressing.