Al Gore, on the loose
Kipp and Paul, as explicated in their buzz net pictures and text messages to the Republic of Spritopias indicate that their clandestine mission to Washington State has gone awry and that their U-Haul has been sabotaged, stranding them in North Dakota.
I hope you told Paul that you loved before he left, he may not live. Paul is a Marine, Marines are resilient and stalwart but if you have seen Deliverance then you have a good idea what will happen to him if he lets his guard down. I hope he is sleeping with one eye open. Bagging a Marine is a Gold Medal performance in the Gay Games; Paul is in hotter water than he may be aware.
In any event, the Republic of Spritopias had dispatched a crack team of Mongoloid Commandos, going commando, to rescue them, repair the truck, and escort them across the remaining parts of North Dakota, Montana, Idaho (no, Udaho) and into Washington State. The will be led by Governor Ahnold of California.
Kipp is the Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Spritopias. The Canadian Government is the sworn enemy of the Republic of Spritopias, and they have been trying to assassinate Kipp for months. Al Gore, android of Canadian Origin and sore loser, was under surveillance by the security services of the Republic of Spritopias ever since the Canadian Prime Minister dispatched him to eliminate Kipp. Al Gore is Kipp�s nemesis, as Kipp understands how the U.S. Constitution works and he does not want any liberal in American to actually read the Constitution; he took the job with as much glee as a personality-free Gorebot could.
Al Gore has eluded the Republic of Spritopias Security Services; he was last seen in Crookston, Minnesota trailing Paul and Kipp. Al Gore is considered armed and boring, he has become unhinged ever since someone informed him about a little thing called, �the Electoral College� and that the Daley�s �butterfly ballot� backfired on him.
He blames Kipp�s cleavage for this outrage. He will stop at nothing to destroy her. If you see Al Gore do not approach him, men do not wave your genitals at him and say �look at my dangling Chad,� or �it looks like Florida,� besides the reminder to his disappointing loss at the polls, he is angered by polls longer than his. Tipper is equally unstable and can fire flip-flops out of her ass in a manner that would make John Kerry collapse in a heap of lust.
Republic of Spritopias Security Services has also learned that the Democratic Party has been giving Theresa Heinz the Gore�s Xanax in an attempt to regulate her myriad of neurological problems. This leaves the Gores extremely dangerous. DO NOT APROACH THEM. Inform the Republic of Spritopias Immediately.
Kipp�s life and the fate of our Republic rest on this.
